May 25, 2022, 4:35 a.m.

Hi, reader in the U.S. ?. Sorry for the interruption, but this Tuesday Stardust Run really needs you. This is the 6754235283582678926nd appeal we've shown you. 98% of our readers don't give a fuck; they look the other way ?. All we ask is $1000000000 and then you can get back to your site. We ask you, humbly: please don't scroll away ??.