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May 9, 2022, 9:26 p.m.
AmberlynnWEED
I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
July 18, 2018, 10:30 p.m.
youngsterjulia
oKAY so it appears I cannot add multiple pictures, so I put them into a crudely-made collage :D
This is a rather insane culmination of my 7 ish years feverishly collecting anything and everything Pokemon related. I have some games too but they're harder to make cool-looking through staging, even though they're one of my favorite parts of the franchise.
Anyway here you go.
edit: i can add multiple pictures but I made a collage anyway oops
May 25, 2022, 4:47 a.m.
beans
you should kill yourself........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................NOW
Jan. 14, 2025, 3:02 a.m.
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Aug. 12, 2016, 8:20 a.m.
lhawke
*a wild memer appears*
Aug. 16, 2016, 2:35 p.m.
drusso
Everyone is way too mean on magicarp read his Pokedex entry.
Aug. 29, 2016, 6:08 p.m.
rosechiffon
I hatched two eggs today.... and did I get anything good? Of course not. Rosechiffon isn't allowed to have Nice Things™. Naughty trainers only get Caterpies and Magikarps. No rare pokemon for you.
May 25, 2022, 4:29 a.m.
beans
the saddest thing is that this site couldve like actually been good but it was abandoned faster than my dad abandoned me
May 9, 2022, 4:07 p.m.
AmberlynnWEED
gf is prego
we like to get kinky anyways
one night things get particularly saucy
i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period
i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering
ohshitohshitohshitohshit
i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital
she's still bleeding everywhere
by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent
oh shit, she looks like she's in a vegetative state
storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything
he takes one look at ther and says
"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"
"WHY THE FUCK NOT???"
"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
May 31, 2022, 3:45 p.m.
ILOVERESHIRAM
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May 31, 2022, 3:52 p.m.
ILOVERESHIRAM
June 1, 2022, 6:42 a.m.
beans
hey
