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Aug. 15, 2016, 9:01 p.m.
Fenbi
team instinct anyone
May 9, 2022, 9:21 p.m.
AmberlynnWEED
I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.
What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my dick was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.
It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.
May 9, 2022, 9:20 p.m.
AmberlynnWEED
So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my dick out. “fuck, Fuck!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own cum, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?
May 9, 2022, 9:20 p.m.
AmberlynnWEED
??OMG ? you’re so FUNNY ? ? so quirky ?? ? so different ?absolute crackhead energy ?? comedic genius? ? I literally can’t ❌ breathe ? i’m crying dude ?? that was so hilarious ? u really got the whole squad laughing ?????????????? high IQ comedy ?? how’d you come up with that ?? really original work ? never seen ? or heard ? anything like that before ? ? ? great ? job ?? keep up the funnies ??? i love you ? ? you’re my inspiration ??? if only i were as funny ? or smart ? or cool ? as you ? but its whatever I’ll continue to watch ??? your content ?? because it ❌NEVER EVER❌ fails to make me laugh ?? thank you ? for existing ? and doing what you do ❤️❤️
Aug. 12, 2016, 10:42 p.m.
Crisco0675
Well, Iike this website, I know more could be added, I did donate to help what I could, I will help more later. There is so much information we can use to help us have the best Pokemon with out getting shut down which means as long as we have to input the information the better. I will post as i go..Everyday i will have to check my new pokemon to the ones i have logged in already
Aug. 14, 2016, 3:30 a.m.
rosechiffon
Reasons why I have trust issues: #27
Walked 5km only to get a Sandshrew in return. I don't deserve this.
Edit: I didn't make it clear that I walked 5km in total since I started the game to hatch an egg.
Aug. 12, 2016, 9:53 a.m.
Ocelot
ayyyy i play this game like every day this is awesome
Aug. 12, 2016, 1:58 a.m.
TURNTSnaco
my magikarp is called "precious child" because I recognize how beautiful magikarps r
Aug. 12, 2016, 2:23 a.m.
higaisha
Broke my never-leave-the-house streak of a couple good months trying to find an Eevee that was in the sighted section. It disappeared. Paras appeared under sightings as I was walking back home. What is the truth.
Aug. 15, 2016, 7:05 a.m.
OnlyNi17
Just finished updating my profile :)
Aug. 20, 2016, 9:31 p.m.
izzysmiles09
Fought a bitch
Sept. 29, 2016, 9 p.m.
AqourStars
When will Gen2 will be added? Until 2017? And Legendaries too?
