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June 27, 2025, 10:13 a.m.
dichvutuvanchienluocmarketing

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May 25, 2022, 4:33 a.m.
beans

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

May 9, 2022, 9:26 p.m.
AmberlynnWEED

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

July 18, 2018, 10:30 p.m.
youngsterjulia

oKAY so it appears I cannot add multiple pictures, so I put them into a crudely-made collage :D This is a rather insane culmination of my 7 ish years feverishly collecting anything and everything Pokemon related. I have some games too but they're harder to make cool-looking through staging, even though they're one of my favorite parts of the franchise. Anyway here you go. edit: i can add multiple pictures but I made a collage anyway oops

May 25, 2022, 4:47 a.m.
beans

you should kill yourself........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................NOW

Jan. 14, 2025, 3:02 a.m.
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Aug. 12, 2016, 8:20 a.m.
lhawke

*a wild memer appears*

Aug. 16, 2016, 2:35 p.m.
drusso

Everyone is way too mean on magicarp read his Pokedex entry.

Aug. 29, 2016, 6:08 p.m.
rosechiffon

I hatched two eggs today.... and did I get anything good? Of course not. Rosechiffon isn't allowed to have Nice Things™. Naughty trainers only get Caterpies and Magikarps. No rare pokemon for you.

May 25, 2022, 4:29 a.m.
beans

the saddest thing is that this site couldve like actually been good but it was abandoned faster than my dad abandoned me

May 9, 2022, 4:07 p.m.
AmberlynnWEED

gf is prego we like to get kinky anyways one night things get particularly saucy i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering ohshitohshitohshitohshit i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital she's still bleeding everywhere by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent oh shit, she looks like she's in a vegetative state storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything he takes one look at ther and says "sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do" "WHY THE FUCK NOT???" "we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

May 31, 2022, 3:45 p.m.
ILOVERESHIRAM

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